Lighting your American Spirit brand cigarettes with an official Flaming Carrot Comics Zippo brand lighter.



Be the coolest kid in town when envious chums ask, "hey wasn't that character a member of the blockbuster film and superhero group of the same name, Mystery Men?" And you can smugly reply yes*.

Now, the only thing cooler I can think of would be a John Byrne's Next Men shot glass.



*character does not actually appear in film.